As a reformed procrastinator, I'm now getting things done in the first 10 seconds of the last minute.

I'm online, therefore I am.

I can't seem to recall if I've ever had amnesia before.

My partner and I were going to renew our vowels, but the consonants revolted.

Is it a lucky break if you get run over by an ambulance?

Grace is released more abundantly as you work.

It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

Just wear what makes you happy. If you're happy, it's a great outfit.

The jungle is dark but full of diamonds, Willy.

Arrogance is a killer, and wearing ambition on one's sleeve can have the same effect. There is a fine line between arrogance and self-confidence.

I dont wish for anything. Wishing for a million dollars feels greedy. I just wish for the best for me.

As long as you are stationary, no one will complain. Dogs don't bark at parked cars.

the unfortunate thing about worldliness is that its rewards are rather less than its appetites.

Our cells engage in protein production, and many of those proteins are enzymes responsible for the chemistry of life.

Never be afraid to fail. Be afraid of not learning from mistakes.