As a lover or a dipsomaniac, I've no doubt of your being a most fascinating specimen. But as a combiner of forms, you must honestly admit it, you're a bore.

He liked to think of himself as a merciless vivisector probing into the palpitating entrails of his own soul.

He wanted to imprison his nameless misery in words.

We know from daily life that we exist for other people first of all, for whose smiles and well-being our own happiness depends.

I am powerful in my love for myself. My inner essence sparkles with bliss.

The Church is looking for better methods

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

A lot of the U.S. used to be part of Mexico, including Arizona. But they're a bit touchy about that right now.

Hell and Heaven are near man, yes, in him; and every man after death goes to that Hell or heaven in which he was, or to his spirit, during his abode in the world.

Even for an area I know well, I prepare a shooting list of subjects I need.

Wealth and poverty; one is the parent of luxury and indolence, and the other of meanness and viciousness, and both of discontent.

If you ever see the director pulling people aside, that means something's not working. Because you're trying to figure out why it's not working. But we would show up, we would talk about it.

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".