As a kid, I loved 'Godot' because of the poetry and the humor and the strangeness, but then as you get older, it's much more resonant.

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

Sure I think it is healthy to speak the truth, and be who you are, and be proud of that.

Look, I'm over 40, I'm single, and I work in musical theater - you do the math!

Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.

I have to accept the fact that, no matter what I do, it's going to annoy someone.

I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades.

A video taped stage performance is just - you know, it's never gonna be the same as it is if you're sitting there live in the theatre.

It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing; you have to figure it out as you go along

I have my aluminum siding business, and that's going like a house afire.

Universe is an empty mirror. Life is just the reflection of your deep thoughts.

Women, music, beer, and pie. Rurik, you're just an all-American guy.

I'm still trying to do me and just make good music and quality music, music that you can feel.

God is an ever-present spirit guiding all that happens to a wise and holy end.

Don't be crazy to do a lot of things you can't do.

Never ride your horse more than five-and-thirty miles a day, always taking more care of him than of yourself; which is right and reasonable, seeing as how the horse is the best animal of the two.

Where consequence ceases, there folly, restlessness and misery begin.

In war the simplest manoeuvres are the best.

If you don’t take responsibility for programming yourself, then someone else will.

Every divorce is the result of selfishness on the part of one or both parties to a marriage contract.