Are imperfections is which make we grate.

Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!

During a heat wave every dude stinks.

Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!

It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.

Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.

The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.

Time flows smoother when you are with people you love.

The national Government sees in both Christian denominations the most important factor for the maintenance of our society.

I didn't ask anyone to make me a poster boy, because poster boys always end up on dart boards.

The people elected us to end the talk and to act decisively.

Weird doors open. People fall into things.

As peace is of all goodness, so war is an emblem, a hieroglyphic, of all misery.

All confessions are Odysseys.

In the beginning of time, light drew out matter along with itself into a mass as great as the fabric of the world.

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand.

In the end, my pursuit of the elusive New York State driver's license became about much more than a divorced woman's learning to drive for the first time.