Arbitrage human nature. It's not going to change any time soon.

History depends on who is telling the story.

The truth seems to love the small print.

When I'm out of politics I'm going to run a business, it'll be called rent-a-spine

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.

Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.

Chelsea Manning got thirty-five years in prison, while I'm still free.

Even if the role is very far away from me, to try and make it as nakedly me as possible is an intriguing notion.

You have never suffered-how can you be a leftist?

I'm supposed to be writing a book, and I can hardly read.

I came in ["MADtv"] kind of late in the season. Some of the producers didn't want me but the network did. It was all (messed up) from the beginning.

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back.

I think ultimately one would say that the most difficult part of the Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer is the balancing of the main character. To get him being so ambivalent in his whole conception.