Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

I like fishing. Not actual fishing - I like the peace and quiet of being at sea. It's different.

The creator does not create only for the pleasure of creating but . . . he also desires to subdue other minds.

It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk.

Nature is not matter only. She is also a spirit

I was a really bad taxi driver. I only collided twice but it was one time too much.

I am an artsy girl. It's no secret that I am artsy, you know.

Health ... is the first and greatest of all blessings.

I have a cultured manner of speaking.

I just think Radiohead are f-in' miserable bastards.

A man who doesn't detest a bad government is a fool. And if there were such a thing as a good government on earth, it would be a great joy to serve it.