And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

This is a new year. A new beginning. And things will change.

You are known by the thoughts you seed.

You can't be tempted, unless you want what is tempting you.

Jenna can't hear us, she's blind

When more and more people are thrown out of work unemployment results.

Is it likely that an aircraft carrier or a cruise missile is going to find a person?

If pursuing material things becomes your only goal, you will fail in so many ways. Besides, in time all material things go away.

What are you talking about, Sin? You don't want anyone to own you... Or your heart?' She laughed bitterly, and entered the Harrowgate. 'I don't have a heart for anyone to take.

I began thinking about my skeleton, this solid, beautiful thing inside me that I would never see.

The declaration of love may come sooner than expected. Take time before you reciprocate as this may simply be a statement of what they expect from you.