And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

All day long, one continues to suffer sweet or bitter fruits. This life has been attained for the purpose of experiencing!

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.

Do your best when no one is looking.

Proverbs are for the most part rules of moral, or, still more properly, of prudential conduct.

Society soon grows used to any state of things which is imposed upon it without explanation.

I support [FRAME's] objectives, largely because I do not believe that results of tests conducted on animals will be neccessarily relevant to human beings.

Remove failure as an option and your chances for success become infinitely better.

I'm more trying to connect; I'm more listening to people. Whatever I get is very meaningful to me.

I want to be only a poor friar who prays - if God sees blemishes even in the angels, can you imagine what He sees in me!

For if Chloe likes Olivia and Mary Carmichael knows how to express it she will light a torch in that vast chamber where nobody has yet been.