American presidential leadership never goes out of style.

True equality means holding everyone accountable in the same way, regardless of race, gender, faith, ethnicity - or political ideology.

Healthcare is the cornerstone of the socialist state. It is the crown jewel of the welfare state.

Best things in life are free, and money can't buy you love.

A president is supposed to calm the American people with sober decision-making in the national interest.

When the world lacks muscular and wise American leadership, it devolves into total chaos, which, in turn, produces unspeakable evils.

Voting is as much an emotional act as it is an intellectual one.

Of course there are individual racists in America. Sadly that's true. And sadly that will always be true. It's true in this country, it will be true because it's human nature.

Give the enemy an inch, hell take a yard.

The information-deprived general populace might have been surprised this week to see a lower paycheck.

Oh absolutely. Look they hate all conservatives but they have a special kind of loathing for women conservatives.

There was a little element of feeling like a cow.

I love the one who punishes me well.

People communicate in Twittering ways. I've learned how to do that.

I think god gave us talent because he screwed up our hair

If you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room, you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything.

I can be very difficult if people are not professional, or lazy - or the opposite, which is take themselves too seriously.

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Just say no to drugs!

Another definition of modernity: conversations can be more and more completely reconstructed with clips from other conversations taking place at the same time on the planet.

Actually, only God can satisfy a Christian's heart; man cannot.