Just say no to drugs!

You learn something out of everything, and you come to realize more than ever that we're all here for a certain space of time, and, and then it's going to be over, and you better make this count.

I am a big believer that eventually everything comes back to you. You get back what you give out.

There's a big, wonderful world out there for you. It belongs to you. It's exciting and stimulating and rewarding. Don't cheat yourselves out of this promise.

You just get up each day and put one foot in front of the other and go. You know, each day is different.

Dont ever lose hope. Even when life seems bleak and hopeless, know that you are not alone.

Drugs take away the dream from every child's heart and replace it with a nightmare. And it's time we in America stand up and replace those dreams.

With Alzheimer's patients, you have to be very careful what you say when you're looking at them over their bed. Because once in a while, they understand it.

My life really began when I married my husband.

Feminism is the ability to choose what you want to do.

Embryonic stem cell research has the potential to alleviate so much suffering. Surely, by working together we can harness its life-giving potential.

Have you ever had so many thoughts churning inside that you didn't dare let them escape, in case they blew you wide open?

There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally.

The Daily Show was an incredible training ground for that kind of thing. It was all about discipline and generating material constantly.

We make our own whiskey and our own smoke, too. Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do.

She knew she shouldn't feel that way about a monster, but right then, she wanted nothing more than a monster of her very own.

It is difficult for me to regard anyone who obeys no moral principle in his conduct to be a religious man.

I started writing books for children because I could illustrate them myself and because, in my innocence, I thought they'd be easier.

I think the game is to bear the unbearable with a giggle. With your heart breaking. And then do what you do.

Nothing is as certain as that the vices of leisure are gotten rid of by being busy.

Gratitude’s got a short half-life, Clarice.