Amateur psychiatric prognosis can be fascinating when there's absolutely nothing else to do.

I think the most important part of storytelling is tension. It's the constant tension of suspense that in a sense mirrors life, because nobody knows what's going to happen three hours from now.

Although the paranoiacs make the great leaders, it's the resenters who make their best instruments because the resenters, those men with cancer of the psyche, make the great assassins.

Cheese. The adult form of milk.

The human comedy begins with a vertical smile.

Writers are too self-centered to be lonely.

Over-eating is the most worthy of sins. It neither breaks up marriages nor causes road accidents.

I'm a man of the marketplace as well as an artist. I'm a pawnbroker of myth.

Made by General Motors, on order from Sears Roebuck.

After you hear and listen. First must come desire. Second must come willingness.Third should come understanding.Fourth should come progression and with progression will come more understanding.

Dare to reach beyond the stars.

We are not as important to most people as we are to ourselves. As a matter of fact, we are—to most people—not important at all.

. . . Kings, aristocrats, tyrants, whoever they be, are slaves rebelling against the sovereign of the earth, which is the human race, and against the legislator of the universe, which is n

The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring.

Every dog has it's day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weakend.

I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.

My memory is not even what most peoples is, much less what it oughta be for a discussion like this.

I just need some time to get over all those years of having liked him

I not only think that we will tamper with Mother Nature, I think Mother wants us to.