Always say no to drugs. It will drive the prices down.

On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.

I took the wife out last night; one punch!

I don't believe in predestined fate. The future is what we choose to create.

When we have an item that has value to the school and the athletic department, we cannot throw it away just to be fair.

People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die.

Check thyself before thy wreck thyself.

Archbishop - A Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.

Fidelity is the sister of justice.

Life can change in an instant.

Really great products, like @nest, have #design baked in from the beginning instead of slapped on at the end.

The Olympian gods cannot have grand passions because they cannot die.

I just think that we show an awful lot of deference to chefs in our culture and maybe not enough deference to customers.

As stewards of God's creation, we are called to make the earth a beautiful garden for the human family.

Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies, I am an apeman.

We just need some faith.