All that the socialists understand about money is the fact that they want it from others.

We all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon.

We all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon. In an instant age, perhaps we must relearn the ancient truth that patience, too, has its victories.

In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity.

When the world seems large and complex, we need to remember that great world ideals all begin in some home neighborhood.

When everybody else thinks it's the end, we have to begin.

A thick skin is a gift from God.

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided.

God designed the stomach to eject what is bad for it, but not the human brain.

To look back into the past only makes sense if it serves the future.

An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

Gone are the days when women were attracted by a man's hansomeness. Today, we are talking about cash, and your compromise to become a tiger in bed.

Terrorism is the best political weapon for nothing drives people harder than a fear of sudden death.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

I should say that psycho-analysis was confession without absolution.

All deaths are hateful to miserable mortals, but the most pitiable death of all is to starve.

Faith converses with the angels, and antedates the hymns of glory.

I love meeting famous people. I'm even happy just looking at them.

So you met someone who set you back on your heels - goody, goodyYou met someone and now you know how it feels - goody, goody

There is nobody else for me, and I don't want anybody else

The best way to handle good fortune is to do something positive and useful with it. The best way to handle misfortune is exactly the same.