All I have to be thankful for in this world is that I was sitting down when my garter busted.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Who belonged to no one, who belonged to everyone.Who had nothing, who wanted everything.

Only courageous hearts can endure the bitterness of truth.

The people knew what had made them human. It was not their shortcomings, but their hearts.

...my heart rides the wind and my thoughts sail away - to a land below the horizon where I know you hide from me...

It is always possible to be thankful for what is given rather than to complain about what is not given. One or the other becomes a habit of life.

It is only when caught in the swift, sudden turn of death, that mortals realise the silent, subtle, ever-present perils of life.

If thou has a bundle of thorns in thy lot, there is no need to sit down on it.

We all know them — the unstructured person whose every action seems aimless and the totally organized person whose every action defeats some purpose.

Painting is as close as a person can get to actually capturing the heat of the moment.

Leaders inspire us because they bring out the best in us.