Ah, well! We live and learn, or, anyway, we live.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

To the seeing eye life is mostly Sparrows.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

It's a pity one can't imagine what one can't compare to anything. Genius is an African who dreams up snow.

You would have only seen a skittish young deer jumping through the forest, having no idea it was a little girl.

This is the real power of joy, to make us certain that, beneath all grief, the most fundamental of realities is joy itself.

Good evening, you poor little Orphans of a Loveless God. Good evening to you blood sucking fools.

Woe to the heart that has not loved in youth!

Ideas come from ordinary, everyday life. And from imagination. And from feelings. And from memories. Memories of dust in my sneakers and humming whitewalls down a hill called Monkey.

It has been shown that public participation can limit powerful interest groups, while competing interests can help find a reasonable balance between development and environmental protection.

I am crazy about mysterious things.

There's nothing undignified about lying about all day and being waited on by servants, sipping bloody champagne.

In my opinion, life is more important than show business.