Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

He has fought many battles with us" (Jace) By which you mean one battle" muttered Simon. "Two if you count the one I was a rat

I have always been a fire, and everyone I loved walked away as ashes, until I met a phoenix who was born to love flames.

If I see darkness in my nation, I bring light to her.

Life wasn't meant to be easy.

Be real. Try to do what you say, say what you mean, and be what you seem.

Typographic man can express but is helpless to read the configurations of print technology.

Philosophy is properly home-sickness; the wish to be everywhere at home.

Talk about beauty and you get boring answers, but talk about ugliness and things get interesting.

My father's mother, my Grandmother Young, was said by the family to have talked herself to death. Convalescing from a fever, she had defied the doctors and gone right on talking.

Driving by my ambitions, desire higher positions, to see eternally and my mission, to be more than just a rap musician.