Adam, who said to Eve, What do you mean you have nothing to wear? Never got a dinner!

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"

Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!

Everywhere, everywhere, children are the scorned people of the earth.

God wants you to be delivered from what you have done and from what has been done to you - Both are equally imporant to Him.

Especially for fostering creative, conceptual work, the best way to use money as a motivator is to take the issue of money off the table so people concentrate on the work.

I spent the first 25 years of my life not knowing what I wanted to do.

The Net is pretty cool, but the physical world is the best medium ever.

No change, no chance.

In all honesty, we never tried to get the number-one song anywhere anyway.

No matter what happens on the football field it doesn't change the kind of person I am.

Leaders show respect for people by giving them time.

I smoke pot every day, and I love it!