Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Most people under the influence of the wrong and common belief which says that the sense of man’s life is to grow a tree, build a house and bring up a son

Refusal to accept the truth is denial of divine self.

John Calvin called the Book of Psalms ‘an anatomy of all parts of the soul.’ All the range of emotions are expressed

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies.

I just wanted them to die," said Poison. "They didn't have to make such a drama about it.

Russia hasn't paid any attention to ISIS. They're interested in keeping Assad in power.

In the spiritual life nowhere do our ideals meet the actual more truly than in how we relate to each other, in how we make, sustain and are friends.

I don't believe there is a clash between cultures. I believe there is a clash between perceptions of each other.

Good rom-coms have some reflection of the way things are, the sign of the times.

We are all bastards but God loves us anyway.