According to the Mayans, the world is supposed to end in the year 2012. Are you buying that? When's the last time you even ran into a Mayan?

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

Solitude helps you to convert your time into clarity of purpose.

If you don't choose your daily words wisely, negative words wouldn't hesitate to choose a painful future for you.

God is not preparing you for anything

When the solution is simple, God is answering.

I want to do everything in the world with you.

America is ripe for a service revolution.

I prioritize people. This grounds me and reminds me of my place in the world.

The indoctrination is so deep that educated people think they’re being objective.

God has hooked me up.He has the life by design.

Oh, believe me. The greatest egos are those which are too egotistical to show just how egotistical they are.