Above average intelligence has always run in my family. Ambition, however, has always walked with a limp.

The Opera reminds me of my tax audit. It was in a language I didn’t understand. And it ended in tragedy.

A career is a job that has gone on too long.

Everybody has to know for themselves what they're capable of.

We need schools to force kids to learn things they have no use for.

Tall girls are hot. Short girls are cute.

History belongs to she who holds the pen...If we don't tell our stories, they won't be told.

Women who talk about football tactics, it's beautiful. I find that fantastic. And you know what a 4-3-3 is, right?

My parents got divorced when I was about ten years old, but I saw my mom go work two and three jobs to make sure we didn't miss a beat.

The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake.

Like her father, he wasn't comfortable sharing his thoughts and feelings. She tried to explain that she needed to be closer to him, but it had never seemed to make a difference.

You must accept that if the computer is a tool, it is the job of tool user to know what to use it for.

Make up your mind to be happy. Learn to find pleasure in simple things.