Tall girls are hot. Short girls are cute.

My first real crush was... Louis Tomlinson.

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.

It only takes a second to call a girl fat and She'll take a lifetime trying to starve herself.. think before you act.

Don't choose the one who is beautiful to the world. But rather, choose the one who makes your world beautiful. -Harry Styles

A dream is only a dream.. until you decide to make it real

Age is just a number, maturity is a choice.

If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard.

I’ve always wanted to be one of those people who didn’t really care much about what people thought about them.. but I don’t think I am.

Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana

People often ask me why don't you have a girlfriend. Then I smile and say: I have thousands some just haven't met me yet

Great thoughts, great soul.

Happiness is.. when someone says I am happy for you.

When I tell people I went to library school, the most common reaction is either “You’re joking, right?” or “They have schools for librarians? Do they teach you how to properly sssh people?

Marriage is only good for two things: tax breaks and adultery.

I mean, [tweeting] just - it makes you wonder about whatever else Donald trump is doing. It undermines much more than just a single tweet.

We have what is happening as a result of the current administration in our country, which I think has taken us in a totally wrong direction, postulating totally wrong things.

God fills the gaps of human need, Each crisis brings its word and deed.

I climbed down the outside of a Holiday Inn once just to surprise one of my crew by getting on his balcony and knocking on his window.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

I have enough...and I allow what I already have enough of to flow to me.