A true beanie should have a propellor on the top.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

On one side of his brain, logic was standing on a chair, waving its arms to get his attention. On the other side, lust and yearning rubbed their hands together in unholy anticipation.

Development is about transforming the lives of people, not just transforming economies.

An abstract style is always bad. Your sentences should be full of stones, metals, chairs, tables, animals, men, and women.

The future of the world depends on the full restoration of the Sacred Feminine in all its tenderness, passion, divine ferocity, and surrendered persistence.

Criticisms are like homing pigeons. They always return home.

I began to realize that when you are at peace with your Maker you can, if not ignore human criticism, at least rise above it.

It is You Jesus, stretched out on the cross, who gives me strength and are always close to the suffering soul. Creatures will abandon a person in his suffering, but You, O Lord, are faithful.

I love dancing to Latin music, so I have a trainer who dances with me for an hour three times a week.

For some reason, the concept of writing with swing chords was intimidating.

My definition of success is doing what you love. I feel many people do things because they feel they have to, and are hesitant to risk following their passion.