A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

I believe in the separation of church and planet.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours.

A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate

Learn to trust yourself. That's very vital. ... Just stand with yourself. Remember, in his lifetime, Van Gogh sold only two paintings. I personally sold even fewer.

Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.

Life is a comedy when watching and a tragedy when experiencing. I try and share anything I have.

Life took over 4 billion years to evolve into you, and you've about 70 more years to enjoy it. Don't just pursue happiness, catch it.

Never do things for money. It's always the things you do for love that turn out to pay the best.

Life has a very simple plot: first you're here and then you're not.

I've got soggy thighs. It must be dinner time.

True beauty is something that attacks, overpowers, robs, and finally destroys.

The mindset of a believer every time he opens the Bible must be the conviction that whatever the Bible says is true. We cannot trust our reason to determine what is true or false, right or wrong.

Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create that fact.

They say an actor is only as good as his parts. Well, my parts have done me pretty well, darling.

I can relate to historical characters or imaginary ones. It doesn't matter if a story takes place in the future or in the present, as long as the story is compelling.

What we've seen from Donald Trump has been so negative that nobody wants to be associated with that.

I think everyone is an opportunist if they have an opportunity.

God is just another artist, like me.

The daily practice of gratitude is one of the conduits by which your wealth will come to you.

Like Spain, I am bound to the past.