I think everyone is an opportunist if they have an opportunity.

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything.

As one goes through life, one learns that if you don't paddle your own canoe, you don't move.

Never complain. Never explain.

I have no romantic feelings about age. Either you are interesting at any age or you are not. There is nothing particularly interesting about being old - or being young, for that matter.

Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.

I have not lived as a woman. I have lived as a man. I've just done what I damn well wanted to, and I've made enough money to support myself, and ain't afraid of being alone

You politicians remain professional because the voters remain amateur.

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

You may regard yourself as a accident from the cosmos, but I prefer to think of you as a miracle.

Sometimes James Bond movies drive me crazy. They're fun to watch, but they don't have anything to do at all with what intelligence officers really do.

it is all ash and dry leaves and grief gone like an ocean liner.

Me seemes the world is runne quite out of square,From the first point of his appointed sourse,And being once amisse growes daily wourse and wourse.

Photo shoots for underage girls are like letting an ant walk around with honey.

I've been asked too many times to write a book by the fans.

All true stories end in death.

I'm always up for going back to the stage.

Hold on. So in my mind, this jacked-up, sideways ridiculousness is the normal state?

Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.