A government creates its own revolution. There can be no revolt without it.

Cultivate solitude and quiet and a few sincere friends, rather than mob merriment, noise and thousands of nodding acquaintances.

Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.

Have you noticed that the people who actually make the laws, the people in power, never make laws for themselves?

The only laws a man can truly respect are the ones he makes for himself.

Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of Musa Sapientum bananadine, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic.

I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting.

If a man is to be a man, a free spirit unto himself, he must arm himself not only with weapons but with ideals and concepts he is willing to die for.

There is only one purpose in hand-to-hand combat, and that is to kill. Never face an enemy with the idea of knocking him out. The chances are extremely good that he will kill you.

Since shotguns are not military weapons, your local sporting goods dealer will have good information about them, as long as you aren't black, Spanish, or a white freak.

Why did God make so many dumb fools and Democrats?

Once upon a time, fairy tales were AWESOME!

Birthdays were made for going wild over the people we think are amazing.

He didn't know that sometimes, the most awesome and complicated thing you can do is just stick around.

You can't worship the image or the Crucifix itself. You have to worship God.

Have you tried talking to her?" "No. We've been punching her in the face repeatedly. What? You don't think that will work?

You know Alou's name spelled backwards is Uola? That sounds like a first name, Uola.

The Democratic Party: Con-men elected by the ignorant and the arrogant.

I've always been very shy of doing television. I've always said 'no.' Not to be disrespectful to anyone - I didn't want to say 'yes' and then let people down.

For any director with a little lucidity, masterpieces are films that come to you by accident.

An incentive is a bullet, a key: an often tiny object with astonishing power to change a situation