Why did God make so many dumb fools and Democrats?

Cultivate solitude and quiet and a few sincere friends, rather than mob merriment, noise and thousands of nodding acquaintances.

Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.

Have you noticed that the people who actually make the laws, the people in power, never make laws for themselves?

The only laws a man can truly respect are the ones he makes for himself.

Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of Musa Sapientum bananadine, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic.

I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting.

If a man is to be a man, a free spirit unto himself, he must arm himself not only with weapons but with ideals and concepts he is willing to die for.

There is only one purpose in hand-to-hand combat, and that is to kill. Never face an enemy with the idea of knocking him out. The chances are extremely good that he will kill you.

Since shotguns are not military weapons, your local sporting goods dealer will have good information about them, as long as you aren't black, Spanish, or a white freak.

A government creates its own revolution. There can be no revolt without it.

These pictures are my heart. And if my heart was a canvas, every square inch of it would be painted over with you.

The hardest thing of all, is just standing in front of a mirror and not recognizing the reflection.

the unexpected action of deep listening can create a space of transformation capable of shattering complacency and despair.

Just as smiles often follow tears, the sun rose full and bright on the morning..

The advertising industry's prime task is to ensure that uninformed consumers make irrational choices, thus undermining market theories that are based on just the opposite.

Human tragedies:We all want to be extraordinaryand we all just want to fit in.Unfortunately, extraordinary people rarely fit in.

Preach the word be instant in season out of season reprove rebuke exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

How cruel the Penal Laws are which exclude me from a fair trial with men whom I look upon as so much my inferiors.

Trust in God, that's where the crown is at. It's not in what you get, it's what happens after that.

Yes, we need to change, but simple changes can have profound impacts.