A glove is a very literal looking hand puppet.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

His problem is that he doesn’t want anyone until he can have anyone he wants.

Instead of having to program, to wire, to solder, littleBits allow you to program using very simple intuitive gestures.

Speak and speed: the close mouth catches no flies.

San Francisco can no longer afford to be a city divided between downtown and neighborhoods, with a downtown that becomes a ghost town when workers go home for the evening

Who to himself is law no law doth need; offends none and is king indeed.

I wish I could say I had any idea what I was doing when I designed characters. I just take things I like and make my version of it.

Science, for me, gives a partial explanation for life. In so far as it goes, it is based on fact, experience and experiment.

But grief is the ultimate unrequited love. However hard and long we love someone who has died, they can never love us back. At least that is how it feels.

Leave me in the night but please don't leave me in the dark

The many refugees are not a Greek or German problem. They are a European problem. We should therefore develop a common strategy. That's why I am launching a cross-border movement for more democracy.