A girl's best friend is her mutter.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

[regarding the sacrifice] It was all very professionally done, even to a man whose religion consisted mostly of half formed and unanswered questions, it was strangely reassuring.

I have a lot of respect for tough coaches.

The victim mentality may be the last uncomplicated thing about life in America.

I slowly continued to compensate for the physical problems I was having and ended up completely destroying my swing, my set-up, my posture. Everything was gone.

We do not allow dwarf tossing. If you toss a dwarf, the dwarf will be tossed right back at you, but faster.

I've never had a car. Like I can drive, but I'm always at the risk of killing people.

My biggest fear is the people I love not knowing how much I love them. I just want to remind people all the time.

Our goal is to not just be a photo-sharing app, but to be the way you share your life when you're on the go.

I did not get on the bus to get arrested. I got on the bus to go home.

I always like to learn, but I don't always like to be taught.