Wrestling Quotes

Missy is really a man. She's a cross dresser. She hangs out with Sammartino. They shave each other's back.

I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won.

Determination gives you the resolve to keep going in spite of the roadblocks that lay before you.

The man who wins, is the man who thinks he can.

If you are afraid to fail, you will never succeed.

You must be interested in finding the best way, not in having your own way.

I love the scent of burnt flesh in the morning.

My valleys are higher than most people's peaks. I stay at that level.

If Shakespeare was alive today, he'd be writing wrestling shows.

Wrestling is part of what I do, but far from the only thing.

I can’t think of any negative [aspects of working in the wrestling industry]. The positive are the money, the comradery, the prestige, the notoriety. A lot of pluses.

I'm 31 years old and can't complain about the money I make and the smiles I can create on people's faces.

Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.

I'm gonna stick your head so far up your *ss your gonna have to cut holes in your nipples to see!

Never get into a wrestling match with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

Welcome to Raw, is, Jericho!

Wrestling pretty much consumes my thoughts. I think for people that are really successful in this business, that's the way it is.

I'm delighted to be back in coaching. Our goal is to put Iowa wrestling back on top, and I want to do everything I can to make it happen.

I've never changed my life since I was 4 and went to the YMCA with a gym bag. I still have that philosophy. In fact, I still have that gym bag.

I love to give the fans what they want. They're what I miss most when I'm not wrestling. That time in the ring is like being in heaven for me.

It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

A lot of my intensity in wrestling was due to my mental preparation before the matches. I got myself into a different world.

It's amazing that even though I've lost everything else, I still have wrestling.

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final.

I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.

Gene Mean, look at our body. Cameraman, zoom!

No matter how old he is, or what kind of shape he's in, Hogan believes in his heart that he is the star of the show, and he is wrestling. I don't think he gives a damn about anyone else.

Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.

People look at me, and they have a certain perception, and they slap a label on me. The guy you saw in a wrestling ring is not who I am.

Your life will be no better than the plans you make and the action you take. You are the architect and builder of your own life, fortune, destiny.

I encourage you to find your punk-rock, your lucha-libre, your pro-wrestling

We are Hollywood. We're entertainment, and that's what the World Wrestling Federation is all about.

It's the greatest show on earth. It's unbelievable.

Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.

He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.

It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food.

If you want to be a champion you cannot have any kind of an outside negative force coming in to deflect you.

Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.

He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.

If you hung him for being a good singer, you'd be hanging an innocent man!

The secret of successful people lies in their ability to discover their strengths and to organize their life so that these strengths can be applied.

Is there a better wrestling villain on TV these days than CM Punk? Arguable question but for my sauce, Punk is right there at the top of the heap with a handful of his peers.

There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.

Practice without improvement is meaningless.

Life's battles don't always go to the stronger or faster man, but sooner or later the man who wins is the one who thinks he can.

I am Chris Jericho, your new hero! And I am the new millenium for the World Wrestling Federation!

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.

I had never imagined myself doing [wrestling]. Once I came to the realization that it was a possibility, I just tried to concentrate on what I thought people would enjoy.

Anybody who has played sports and says they have never choked is lying to you.