If you hung him for being a good singer, you'd be hanging an innocent man!

The Bushwhackers are living proof that the Three Stooges had children

He has a lower occipital proturbance!

The irresistible force meets the immovable object.

He's going to audition for the Vienna Boys' Choir!

You can see the life LITERALLY oozing from his body!

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

Whether you think you can or think you can't, you're right.

A relationship needs constant attention. It’s a living thing, not just a habit. You’ve got to keep on top of it.

I burn a hole through everything I stare, and it happens when I stand in front of the mirror too.

Trayvon Martin could have been me 35 years ago.

One of the greatest disservices you can do a man is to lend him money that he can't pay back.

If you're so afraid of your imagination that you stifle it, how are you going to know God? How can you imagine heaven?

I know when I'm onstage, I don't think about how it looks, I just concentrate on really feeling what I hear. But I totally know I look like Gollum when I perform, so it's cool.

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding.

Being an actor is like winning the lottery. It's not really about your talent, it's right time, right place, right face.