He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

There's no retirement for an artist, its your way of living so theres no end to it.

The sprint is like life ... blink and you miss it.

The sword of the scripture.

I'm very attracted to Indians.

The gods sell to us all the goods which they give us.

The sort of commercial parameters of classical music changed after the [World War II] , and the whole industry became more backward-looking.

Young people are thoughtless as a rule.

Since the end of the Second World War, our population has more than doubled to 27 million people.

As long as I don't have an idea, I won't write anything.

Clothes allow you to see yourself in a different light. They can transform you instantly and have a very real, visceral impact. Clothes become symbolic of who we are.