Wife Quotes

When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida.

My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have.

Men with shaved heads are always better. Just ask my wife.

I view my wife as my lover, and we have a bond that goes beyond words like wife or girlfriend or mother.

I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.

I'm very close with Bob and his lovely, fabulous wife Catherine, too.

My wife will tell you that if you feel my hands before I walk on for a performance, you could chill a bottle of wine.

He who enjoys a good neighbor, said the Greeks, has a precious possession. Same goes for neighbour's wife.

At home, I have a wife, fortunately, and my children are all grown, and I have many grandchildren. I spend weekends with my grandchildren; I adore them.

You lost your wife, Douglas. My heartbreaks for you, it really does. But I lose my husband every day, all over again. And I don’t even get to mourn.

There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows.

I no longer need to be someone's wife. I'm doing okay as I am.

The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning.

Man and wife were supposed to stay together because they'd made their vows in front of God and family.

No husband will ever be better avenged than by his wife's lover.

Men who marry wives very much superior to themselves are not so truly husbands to their wives as they are unawares made slaves to their position.

"In my youth," said his father, "I look to the law, And argued each case with my wife; And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw Has lasted the rest of my life."

Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.

The only way I get back to my center is either by talking to my wife or by spending time by myself.

And of course we are familiar with the English common law rule of thumb that said a man could in fact use a stick no bigger than his thumb to discipline his wife and family.

It was not easy with a newborn, asking your wife to give up the family home and your security.

By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time.

I never dated much. I dated one girl before my wife, and that was it.

I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.

A man never has good luck who has a bad wife.

My wife can see always how a part affects me personally because she has to live with it.

The damning tho't stuck in my throat and cut me like a knife, That she, whom all my life I'd loved, should be another's wife.

My best idea was to not accept my wife's negative reaction when I asked her to marry me.

Nobody can tell you how to be a good wife or husband.

Some men would rather be photographed with their fish than with their wives.

As with cows, mares, female camels, slave girls, buffalo cows, she goats, and ewes, it is not the begetter ,or his owner who obtains the offspring, even thus ,it is with the wives of others.

Julius Caesar's wife, who said to Julius, We are not naming our son Sid! Never got a dinner!

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

Props is a true thug's wife.

Racing is a very selfish, self-centred, self-glorifying thing. My wife's life for 14 years was centered around me. It was all about me. It was all for my ego.

I gained twenty pounds [during pregnancy of my wife].

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"

In the mornings I used to say goodbye to my wife like someone going to work. I'd leave the house, walk around a few blocks, and come back like a person arriving at the office.

I'm something like the old soak who never knew whether his wife told him to take one drink and come home at 12, or take 12 and come home at one.

This Court repeatedly has recognized that the whole subject of the domestic relations of husband and wife belongs to the laws of the States and not to the laws of the United States.

To see my wife getting inspired from my notes and thoughts, going in the direction I wanted, and have her surprise me with wonderful choices was a real treat.

Now, I am thrilled to be a wife and mother, and I hope to be as good of a mother as my own mother, Carole.

I'm the minority in my house sometimes. My wife is Swedish, and we go to Sweden and everyone is rattling off in Swedish. It's like, 'OK, I can just read a book.'

I've probably said that in every feature I've been in. I've been repeatedly defined as the girlfriend or wife.

We just bought a new house, so my wife's been doing all the moving and other stuff, so I would like to go home and just sit and enjoy all that for a couple months before I gotta start playing again

Caesar's wife should be above suspicion.

I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her hair.

You people sometimes are like those serial killers you see in films who cut out the words 'I am going to get you' or 'your wife is next'.

I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion.

Oh, I suppose my wife and I will open a bottle of champagne with another couple.