What The Hell Quotes

The people on the edge of Hell were most afraid of the devil; for those already in hell the devil was only another and no one in particular.

Deep is the sea, and deep is hell, but pride mineth deeper; it is coiled as a poisonous worm about the foundations of the soul.

Kansas had better stop raising corn and begin raising hell.

What the hell kind of family did I marry into?

You need to see a bit of hell now and then. That, and great joy.

You accepted Allah or you had your throat cut by someone who did accept him, and who went to Paradise for having sent you to Hell.

It must surely be a tribute to the resilience of the human spirit that even a small number of those men and women in the hell of the prison system survive it and hold on to their humanity.

Not to be alone - ever - is one of my ideas of hell, and a day when I have had no solitude at all in which 'to catch up with myself' I find mentally, physically and spiritually exhausting.

Hell must be a place where you are only allowed to read what you agree with.

The wretched bodies of the condemned shall simmer and blaze in those living fires.

If I like somebody else's tribe I'm going to promote the hell out of it. The whole thing is a democracy, and if somebody's more popular then good luck to them.

The secret of a successful newspaper is to take one story each day and bang the hell out of it. Give the public what it wants to have and part of what it ought to have whether it wants it or not.

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once!

You are never going to be driven anywhere worthwhile, but you sure as hell drive yourself to a lot of great places. It is up to you to drive yourself there.

But just as a little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing, a little bit of energy, in the hands of someone hell-bent on suicide, is a very dangerous thing.

That preaching is sadly defective which dwells exclusively on the mercies of God and the joys of heaven, yet never sets forth the terrors of the Lord and the miseries of hell.

One night I was preaching on hell and laughter just hit the whole place. The more I told people what hell was like the more they laughed.

We're definitely going to hell. But we'll have all the best stories to tell

If you're hung up on nostalgia, pretend today is yesterday and just go out and have one hell of a time.

Hell hath no fury like a hustler with a literary agent.

It was hell, hugging my Mama from a jail cell.

As a writer, you don't know what the hell you're doing. You're just doing it. You hope it works out well.

3,000 of my neighbors were murdered. My country was, utterly unprovoked, savagely attacked. I wish all those responsible for the atrocity of 9/11 to burn in Hell.

I had to get rid of any idea of hell or any idea of the afterlife. That's what held me, kept me down. So now I just have nothing but contempt for the institution of the church.

You can't dodge them all. I got hammered plenty of times through the years. But you just get up and keep playing. I can tell you from experience, though. Sometimes it hurts like hell.

The definition of hell in the legal system is: endless due process and no justice; (in the corporate world) it would be: endless due diligence and no horse sense.

What the hell is an oboe?

Berkshireis not as good as it was in terms of percentage compounding [going forward], but it's still a hell of a business.

When people say money doesn't matter, it sure as hell does when you're able to show your mother a beach house and then hand her the keys to it. That was one of the happiest moments of my life.

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper.

Sometimes the odds are against you-the director doesn't know what the hell he's doing, or something falls apart in the production, or you're working with an actor who's just unbearable.

Desire can attain the darkest human terror and give an actual ideal of hell and its horror.

Love is a complicated path, and that path can lead us up to heaven or hurl us down into hell.

I think earth, if chosen instead of Heaven, will turn out to have been, all along, only a region in Hell; and earth, if put second to Heaven, to have been from the beginning a part of Heaven itself.

Hell, I ain't paid to make good lines sound good. I'm paid to make bad lines sound good.

Allow the diversity to exist. There is nothing wrong with it. Hell, we put up with the religious right-we can put up with transgendered human beings.

If you can't raise consciousness, at least raise hell.

I've discovered that rejections are not altogether a bad thing. They teach a writer to rely on his own judgment and to say in his heart of hearts, 'To hell with you.'

I regard it as very unfair, but capitalism without failure is like religion without hell.

The first principle of freedom is the right to go to hell in your own handbasket.

Sin is hell, grace is heaven; what madness it is to look more at hell than heaven.

One thing you gotta know about me is I have absolutely no filter. I have no problem saying what the hell I think of someone.

The Constitution admittedly has a few defects and blemishes, but it still seems a hell of a lot better than the system we have now.

Here we may reign secure; and in my choice To reign is worth ambition, though in hell: Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.

You won't burn in hell. But be nice anyway.

And now without redemption all mankind Must have been lost, adjudged to death and hell By doom severe.

After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.

religion's for those who believe in hell and a spiritual belief is for those who've been there.

As I am never better than when I am mad; then methinks I am a brave fellow; then I do wonders: but reason abuseth me, and there's the torment, there's the hell.

The upright, honest-hearted man Who strives to do the best he can, Need never fear the church's ban Or hell's damnation.