We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

On earth there is no heaven, but there are pieces of it.

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more.

An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it.

Wrinkles are engraved smiles.

I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.

Everything you want is out there waiting for you to ask. Everything you want also wants you. But you have to take action to get it.

Walks. The body advances, while the mind flutters around it like a bird.

Failure is not our only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.

I am far too often the author of terribly poor decisions. Yet I must rest in the unalterable fact that God says I am far better than what the sum total of those decisions would ever suggest.

The fact is, the contest has always been invulnerability, and even when you win, you still lose.

Never settle for anything less than your best.

From an operating system research point of view, Unix is if not dead certainly old stuff, and it's clear that people should be looking beyond it.

A perfume is more than an extract it is a presence in abstraction. A perfume, for me, is a mystique.

Every novelist should write something for children at least once in his lifetime.

I'm rockin' PJ's and no shirt. I smoke weed, eat yogurt

Don't ever hit a person first, but if anybody ever puts their hands on you, you hit them right between the eyes.

Western Tibetan Buddhists are always looking out there at the distant snow peaks and they lose the flowers along the path.