Hell must be a place where you are only allowed to read what you agree with.

There is always time for failure

To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph.

The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yoghurt.

No brilliance is needed in the law. Nothing but common sense, and relatively clean finger nails.

All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting.

Never believe a rumour until you hear it officially denied.

We don't know much about the human conscience, except that it is soluble in alcohol.

The secret of good health and happiness is to have rather small illnesses throughout your life which you can rely on to stop you doing anything you don't want to do.

I suppose that writers should, in a way, feel flattered by the censorship laws. They show a primitive fear and dread at the fearful magic of print.

I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth foregoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.

No one can surely know what knowledge is without the presence of truth.

Selfish acts will only lead to your own destruction.

Bob says hello, " he told the stars.

I grew up not really having anything, so the idea that I can take care of my family and my friends now is a really cool bonus.

very bright teeth as big and orderly as piano keys.

It doesn't matter if you use a box camera or you use a Leica; the important thing is what motivates you when you are photographing.

Did a man really walk on the moon? I saw plenty of documentaries on it, and I really wondered.

Whoever said that love is blind was dead wrong. Love is the only thing on this earth that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy.

I think my style as far as vocal delivery and even down to the pronunciation of certain words is so deliberate.

The duty of labor is written on a man's body: in the stout muscle of the arm,, and the delicate machinery of the hand.