No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear.

Some people are like Slinkies.They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.

Evil must always be fought.

My will broke at the sound of his voice, and my head turned with as much inevitability as a sunflower turning its face to the sun.

A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn't mean in winter.

The only certainty life contains is death.

It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.

When life doesn't meet your expectations, it was important to take it with grace.

If it looks like a hallway, feels like a hallway, and acts like a hallway—is it important to figure out that it isn’t a hallway?

Usually the people I do know are sufficient to spawn any number of nightmares without inventing any.

Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade.

To be real is to be who you are according to the purpose which God wants you to accomplish but not to be who people want you to be according to what they think you should be.

One thing I've found... the road rarely rises up to meet you until you've begun walking.

Love met with respect and grand style Love - A flirtation with true lovers of love had taken his salvific beginning.

I have one talent, and that is the capacity to be tremendously surprised, surprised at life, at ideas. This is to me the supreme Hasidic imperative: Don't be old. Don't be stale.

I feel like the bigger risks that I take, the more I learn. I know that I learn more from my failures than successes.

Because 'You're perfect just the way you are,' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic.

One has to be able to count if only so that at fifty one doesn't marry a girl of twenty.

I mean, [Donald Trump] is going to get hit. He's going to get hit often. He's not going to like it. That's the way it works, you know.

Call me paranoid. I´m frequently right.

Tough love is just the right phrase: love for the rich and privileged, tough for everyone else.