Two Quotes

Two birds fly past. They are needed somewhere.

Sometimes two people stay together for the sake of the kids - two kids who sat under a full moon and pledged to be forever true.

A plot is two dogs and one bone.

She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).

There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.

I'm six foot two. If I need security around me, there's a problem.

[Allegory] is a flight by which the human wit attempts at one and the same time to investigate two objects, and consequently is fitted only to the most exalted geniuses.

I don't understand the mentality of a rock fan, being obsessed with two or three songs from 25 years ago. I'm not that kind of a fan.

The whole duty of man is embraced in the two principles of abstinence and patience: temperance in prosperity, and patient courage in adversity.

Two elements of successful leadership: a willingness to be wrong and an eagerness to admit it.

Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes

After hitting two balls into the water- By God, I've got a good mind to jump in and make it four.

I love making music and I'm falling in love with making records, so it's like having two girlfriends. But I can handle it.

I know what kind of things I myself have been irritated by in detective stories. They are often about one or two persons, but they don't describe anything in the society outside.

Forever is not a word...rather a place where two lovers go when true love takes them there.

I know from my own education that if I hadn't encountered two or three individuals that spent extra time with me, I'm sure I would have been in jail.

We don't have two lives-a "spiritual" life here and a "regular" life there. Our life in Christ is one unified lifestyle, and it is who we are wherever we are.

For some reason I get this key position of being one of two people that started the company that started the revolution.

I don't believe that hard work equals success. It can, and maybe it should, but I know that it doesn't. There's a very slight relationship between the two.

The young-old polarization and the male-female polarization are perhaps the two leading stereotypes that imprison people.

The two women exchanged the type of glance women use when there is no knife handy.

What the USA Freedom Act did is it did two things. Number one, it ended the federal government's bulk collection of phone metadata of millions of law-abiding citizens.

Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along.

Two kinds of blindness are easily combined so that those who do not see really appear to see what is not.

Two per cent. is genius, and ninety-eight per cent. is hard work.

Everywhere the human soul stands between a hemisphere of light and another of darkness on the confines of two everlasting empires, - Necessity and Free Will.

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.

Friendship is a deep oneness that develops when two people, speaking the truth in love to one another, journey together to the same horizon.

When the two that share destiny part and reunite, beyond the frame of time, the ceased clock will awake and start to tick once again.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Tupac the son of the Black Panther, and Tupac the rider. Those are the two people inside of me. I was raised off those ideals.

I know only two tunes: one of them is "Yankee Doodle" and the other isn't.

Widows are divided into two classes - the bereaved and relieved.

Film is like football - you join a team, get close to one or two people, then never hear from them again. I don't get emotionally involved. Do one, move on.

Life is like that - twenty minutes of misery for every two seconds of joy.

We French-Canadians belong to one country, Canada: Canada is for us the whole world: but the English-Canadians have two countries, one here and one across the sea.

In philosophy, as in politics, the longest distance between two points is a straight line.

The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.

Dreaming is the opportunity to hold a citizenship in two worlds, equally real but with different logic and limitations.

He [Gen. Douglas MacArthur] never went to church, but he read the Bible every day and regarded himself as one of the world's two great defenders of Christendom. (The other was the pope.)

Out, damned spot! out, I say! One: two: why, then 'tis time to do't. Hell is murky!

There is no reason inherent in the real resources available to us why we cannot move rapidly within the next two or three years to a state of genuine full employment.

Two voices are there; one is of the sea, One of the mountains: each a mighty Voice.

Practice is personal; no two people's experiences are alike.

People who won’t take step number one never take step number two.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make six.

Complete peace equally reigns between two mental waves.

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools.

I was already on pole, then by half a second and then one second and I just kept going. Suddenly I was nearly two seconds faster than anybody else, including my team mate with the same car.