Two Quotes

Two great talkers will not travel far together.

If guys don't respect themselves, they don't respect other people. That's times and personalities. And all of them are not that way. But it don't take but one or two to screw up the whole crowd.

I don't think that people should wear dresses two sizes too small. I just think that sexiness is better left to the imagination. It's just more tasteful.

The one who doesn't pull his weight is not asked to pull, while the one who does, pulls for two.

By a divine paradox, wherever there is one slave there are two. So in the wonderful reciprocities of being, we can never reach the higher levels until all our fellows ascend with us.

After you date a player or two it's nice to just chill with a guy that can keep it basic.

...two thirds of all sorrow is homemade and, so far as the universe is concerned, unnecessary.

I used to play football for Real Madrid, and to be on stage for two hours, I can tell you it takes the same amount of strength.

Two people can look at the same thing and see it differently.

I had an attack of the gout two days before pulling out, and I went limping off to the war instead of coming limping back from it.

There are two kinds of freedom: one is the freedom from something, which is a reaction; and the other is not a reaction, it is "being free."

Separate two particles, place them at opposite ends of the universe, produce some effect in one, and the other will be identically affected.

It was neither preaching nor praying that made a better man of me, but one or two people who believed in me better than I deserved, and I hated to disappoint them.

I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

There are two different conceptions about the nature of the universe: (1) the world as a unity dependent on humanity; (2) the world as a reality independent of the human factor.

The interceptions and two fumbles? Those just happened at the wrong time.

Understanding is a two-way street.

I have survived two wars, two wives and Hitler.

Without the public support, we cannot withstand two years and a half. Look at the other countries, look what happened in Libya, in Tunisia and in Egypt.

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.

Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame.

We can't have two standards, one set for the dedicated young men who want to do something ambitious and one set for those who don't.

The innocent are so few that two of them seldom meet - when they do meet, their victims lie strewn all round.

Go make your mistakes in the first team. You'll learn more in a month in the first team than you will in two years in the reserves.

There are two kinds of success. One is musical or artistic and the other is commercial.

I had only been a citizen for two weeks when I received a summons to appear for jury duty!

No one knows what a marriage is like except the two people in it - and sometimes one of them doesn't know.

She said the reason that love is so painful is that it always amounts to two people wanting more than two people can give.

I know most players do, but I always keep both eyes opened. I still do it. I see two shafts, the real one and the transparent one. I look for what's on the inside edge of the transparent one

When you're fat, the world is divided into two groups - people who bug you and people who leave you alone. The funny thing is, supporters and saboteurs exist in either camp.

There are two ways to spread happiness; either be the light who shines it or be the mirror who reflects it.

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

First impressions matter. Experts say we size up new people in somewhere between 30 seconds and two minutes.

Music is the most abstract of the arts and also the most physical....music is under two signs, the stars and the wine

All I know is that I have two choices – stay wrapped in blankets and get on with dying, or get the list back together and get on with living.

Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

The two of them simply weren't attracted to just any attractive, eligible man; they were attracted rarely, but when it happened, it was evidently a life-altering experience.

Well, you can't be trying to achieve success of any kind in this business without accepting that there's going to be a flip side to it.

What motivated me to dedicate myself to public service for nearly two-thirds of my life was the chance to produce results for those people who entrusted me to be their voice and their champion.

Two people kissing always look like fish.

Delaware: a state that has three counties when the tide is out, and two when it is in.

Between two groups of people who want to make inconsistent kinds of worlds, I see no remedy but force.

Do not be bullied out of your common sense by the specialist; two to one, he is a pedant.

He that pays for work before it's done, has but a pennyworth for two pence.

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love.

When I'm writing I've been playing something for a couple of hours and I'm almost in a trance. At two or three in the morning you can actually see bits inspiration floating about and grab them.

Anarchism is the great liberator of man from the phantoms that have held him captive; it is the arbiter and pacifier of the two forces for individual and social harmony.

Once you're a mom, you've been split into two people. It's like Peter Pan and his shadow.

Revolutions are effected in two ways, by force and by fraud.

Every virtue is a mean between two extremes, each of which is a vice.