Two Quotes

No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy.

More recently, I used guitar synthesizer extensively on the two albums I did with Robert Fripp.

You only have to bat 1.000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five.

And everything that comes out of my mouth is gonna be repeated in two-sentence-long bites for the next years of my life. Certain words travel far and wide.

A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two things. There will be sleeping enough in the grave.

Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by the wait but pleased with the lift.

Is God a man with two arms and legs like me? Does He have eyes, a head? Does He have bowels? Well I do, and that makes me more wonderful than He is!

My New Year's resolution is to cut my diet sodas down to two cans a day!

I have always taken the view that one should never hold against a man anything he says after twelve o'clock at night or after a glass or two of anything.

Clergymen almost necessarily fail in two ways as teachers of morals. They condemn acts which do no harm and they condone acts which do great harm.

What if a dawn of a doom of a dream bites this universe in two, peels forever out of his grave, and sprinkles nowhere with me and you?

To change history is very slow. The first two times I came to the States - black people didn't have the right to vote.

Two aged men, that had been foes for life, Met by a grave, and wept - and in those tears They washed away the memory of their strife; Then wept again the loss of all those years.

Man has here two and a half minutes-one to smile, one to sigh, and a half to love: for in the midst of this minute he dies.

Only two groups of people intimidate me absolutely: salespeople and the French.

Love is born into every human being; it calls back the halves of our original nature together; it tries to make one out of two and heal the wound of human nature.

The last five or six days, I've been running. The last two days, I've been running pretty hard. Everybody's got to be someplace.

It is said, that the thing you possess is worth more than two you may have in the future. The one is sure and the other is not.

To appreciate nonsense you must first acquire wisdom, then compromise the two; only then will the fool understand you, and believe himself to be wise.

Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.

You not only choose between two ways of life but you choose between two masters.

Two thousand people a day were being murdered in Vietnam in a terrorist war, an official terrorist war.

Indeed, baptism is a vow, a sacred vow of the believer to follow Christ. Just as a wedding celebrates the fusion of two hearts, baptism celebrates the union of sinner with Savior.

Former U.S. House Majority Leader, Tom DeLay, has been sentenced to three years in prison. One year for money laundering and two more for his performance on 'Dancing with the Stars.'

To go to work every day for two years, that was life changing.

This is a strange country we live in. When it comes to electing a President, we get two choices. But when we have to select a Miss America, we get 50.

I'm convinced that it's energy and humor. The two of them combined equal charm.

[On plastic surgery:] When I die, God won't know me. There are no two parts of my body the same age.

I know at least two people who have never been killed by hippos.

Yes, I am a pirate, two hundred years to late. Cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder, I'm an over forty victim of fate.

Spending an evening on the World Wide Web is much like sitting down to a dinner of Cheetos, two hours later your fingers are yellow and you're no longer hungry, but you haven't been nourished.

The will to believe chases out the rational mind, whenever and wherever the two come into conflict.

Picking projects, it's always director first and then script. Those two things are pretty much head-to-head.

Never have I met a person doing terrible things who would meet my own eyes peacefully. To gaze into another person's face is to do two things: to recognize their humanity, and to assert your own.

This is what love was supposed to feel like.This perfect immersion of two people who were ready and willing to become a part of each other.

I am hoping the four new players can bring in some energy and fresh enthusiasm because they do not have the baggage that comes from being part of a losing side.

The two main ideas that run through all of my writing, whether it be literary criticism or political polemic are these: I am strong in favor of liberty and I hate fraud.

One baby is a miracle. To be given two at once is a gift beyond words.

When I was 19 years old, I was the number one star of the world for two years. When I was 40, nobody wanted me.

Big deal... the only cats that don't have three legs are the ones with two through zero legs.

Tragedy, for me, is not a conflict between right and wrong, but between two different kinds of right.

There are two sides to a pancake. One is brown and fluffy; the other is burnt.

Every healthy man can do without food for two days — but without poetry, never!

One bush, they say, can never hide two thieves.

A nose that can see is worth two that sniff.

Marriage is when two people love each other so much that they promise that if they ever, ever stop they'll fill out tons of paperwork.

You were born with two things: existence and opportunity, and these are the raw materials out of which you can make a successful life.

Relationship is an art. The dream that two people create is more difficult to master than one.

We have only two sources of information about the character of the people around us: we judge them by what they do and by what they say (particularly the first).

It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus.