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You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Amsterdam has more than 150 canals and 1,250 bridges, but it never seems crowded, nor bent and bitter from fleecing the tourist.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

The tourist transports his own values and demands to his destinations and implants them like an infectious disease, decimating whatever values existed before.

Our happiest moments as tourists always seem to come when we stumble upon one thing while in pursuit of something else.

I did not feel 'evil' when I wrote advertisements for Puerto Rico. They helped attract industry and tourists to a country which had been living on the edge of starvation for 400 years.

It is eerie being all but alone in Westminster Abbey. Without the tourists, there are only the dead, many of them kings and queens. They speak powerfully and put my thoughts into vivid perspective.

I can't tell you how much I love Target and Costco, that kind of culture, because it's something I never felt a part of. I've always felt like a tourist because I have never fit in anywhere.

Scientists are explorers. Philosophers are tourists.

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

Don't be a tourist. Plan less. Go slowly. I traveled in the most inefficient way possible and it took me exactly where I wanted to go.

Every time, every time a tourist or an immigrant or a refugee shows up in another country there's a security risk.

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.

Well, it was just, the bars was all just like the bamboo roofs and everything. You know. As I say, to me, it's completely spoiled all, all these places now. Make them all just tourist traps.

When you go to an art gallery you are simply a tourist looking at the trophy cabinet of a few millionaires.

Our relationship with Nature... best way of forging this relationship... be a pilgrim and not a tourist on Planet Earth

Bologna is the best city in Italy for food and has the least number of tourists. With its medieval beauty, it has it all.

I am leaving the town to the invaders: increasingly numerous, mediocre, dirty, badly behaved, shameless tourists.

If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them

People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.

Why do we people in churches seem like cheerful, brainless tourists on a packaged tour of the Absolute?

Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking."

The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Only now have I finally realized that my life has been an unending field trip. And I have tried hard not to be a tourist. But to be an adventurer, a traveler, an explorer, a learner, and a pilgrim.

If we can't export the scenery, we'll import the tourists.

I don't want to be an island. I want to be more of a tourist attraction. You stop here, I take your money and you go.

The life of faith isn't meant for tourists. It's meant for pilgrims.

[Michael] Felix and other immigration attorneys say it's possible [Melania] Trump was doing what a lot of models do - working illegally on a tourist visa.

The bee, though it finds every rose has a thorn, comes back loaded with honey from his rambles; and why should not other tourists do the same?

A man on foot, on horseback or on a bicycle will see more, feel more, enjoy more in one mile than the motorized tourists can in a hundred miles.

I only go to places if I have a professional reason. I'm not a tourist.

What a tourist terms a plague of insects, the fly fisher calls a great hatch.

To be a tourist is to escape accountability.

After I convinced them that I was a harmless novelist, I actually got them to give me a tour of the harem - which is usually off limits for tourists.

I have come to the conclusion that the major part of the president is to increase the gate receipts of expositions and fairs and bring tourists to town.

Autumn is full of leave-taking. In September the swallows are chattering of destination and departure like a crowd of tourists.

You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.

How many people have a family grave in the backyard? I'm sure I'll end up there, or I'll shrink my head and put it in a glass box in the living room. I'll get more tourists to Graceland that way.

The Egyptians had the locusts and in the Middle Ages there was the Black Death with the rats, but tourists are the plague of our century and we'll not survive this one.

There's nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.

In an instant he became aware that the tourist was about to try his own peculiar brand of linguistics, which meant that he would speak loudly and slowly in his own language.

Tourism has affected Cuba, because tourists come and they bring racist, sexist ideas. They bring a whole vision that there are rich people all over the world and that's the way it should be.

Stay away from restaurants that have menus in five languages. Thats always a tourist trap. You want to eat where the locals eat.

The tourist may complain of other tourists, but he would be lost without them.

Statuettes of drunken sailors, velvet pictures of island maidens, plastic seashell lamps made in Taiwan. What contempt the people who think up souvenirs have for other people.

Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

Tourists who go to Africa have more of a traditional experience than Africans do. A tourist goes on safari; Africans don't.