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These guys [the Catholic church] make Enron look like altar boys.

I think the 'South Park' guys are brilliant.

If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me.

What's a farmer's market without some guy singing Here Comes The Sun in a way that makes you wish the sun would stop coming up.

I don't like to generalize, but if you see a guy with his shirt tucked into his shorts, he's probably killed three or four children.

Guys don't go for me. Period. I don't distract them. They don't sneak glances in my direction. They don't think of me when I'm not standing right in front of them. I'm scenery. I'm background.

I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

There will be a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he will take you to the whopper lair.

Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.

Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly?

There are things about guys who are in the army. They're very particular, they have to be.

I like the fact that I can do stunts, but I don't think of myself as a stunt guy. Those guys are really good at what they do.

You know, a dame with a rod is like a guy with a knitting needle.

I seem to be a long-term relationship kinda guy.

I don't just want to catch some guy and have a bunch of kids. I want to make something of myself.

You cannot limit the power of your modesty to just what you wear. It is also controlled or forfeited by where you are willing to go with guys, why you go there, and how you act.

Brian Cox is the nicest guy, but he's so arrogant.

I rarely get mentioned in the same category as these other guys who have come out after me...[b]ut maybe I'm not that, maybe I'm not an Internet rapper.

That's the first band I ever played in that was working and I was getting paid for it. I was 12. The other guys were a lot older than me.

You do your own stunts as an actor, and you end up getting hurt. It's not your job. You've got stunt guys. Stunt guys make a lot of money.

I'm an old-school guy. I don't try to be too flashy.

With the year off, I think most guys were excited to get going, but coming to Ottawa, a new place, made me even more excited.

A tragedy's first act is crowded with supporting players: witnesses crimping their faces, policemen scribbling in pads and making radio calls, EMS guys unfolding equipment, tubes and wheels.

My strength is basically my get off. It is overpowering. I can get after the quarterback on first, second and third down. I pride myself on being an every down guy.

Its funny - when you look at the real A-listers nowadays, look at how many live in and around Hollywood. Most of them live on a ranch in Utah. Its no coincidence these guys get in and get out.

It's no great achievement to go along with the crowd. Be the unusual guy, the extraordinary guy.

The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. “I can’t move my legs.” I snorted. “You can’t move your arms either, or your feet or your freaking eyelids. You’re dead.

This guy in high school tried to run me over with his dad’s SUV. Bad shoved the vehicle through a store window.” The memory brought a smile to my face.

I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding internally, I'd know somewhere deep inside? Like, internally?

A guy like myself wants to make a play and be the difference, but the thing is I have to keep saying to myself to just do what I can.

I'm not really a music guy.

I'm not the comic of the generation, I'm not even the funniest guy in my family.

If everybody were a guy, the human race could easily get by on less than one twentieth the current number of shoes.

I want to play the regular guy who's had a bit of a jaded past or a bit of a tortured soul because I think they're interesting.

I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better at handling them.

Jerry Seinfeld, he was doing Letterman show all the time, so he kind of had an excuse, that people know the jokes already. He didn't have time to do stand-up. A guy like me, I have no excuses.

I'm a small shifty kind of guy.

Mick Fleetwood was one of my first interviews. And if you've ever talked to that dude, he's the sweetest guy in the world - he's just a trip.

Neil Young is my hero. You know what that guy has been doing for the past 40 years? Making music. That's what that guy does.

Barry Manilow is a guy who's had a tremendous longevity that few have had in the music business. I'm in awe of what he does.

I am a very shy, introverted guy.

I went to jail. I looked like one of those savings-and-loan guys leaving the jail house.

I guess I'm the only guy old enough to figure him (Nolan Ryan, 1-Hitter Game in 1991) out.

Im a huge fan of The Odd Couple, yes, and any comparisons to Tony Randall and or Jack Lemmon are completely welcome. I kind of try to channel those guys, and then add my own neuroses, too.

When you're just an actor, maybe not the top of the list guys, you get constant rejection and it's fun.

Stories of friendship are very interesting to me. Artificial families are something I like to explore. Whether it's a bunch of guys or a bunch of ladies, there's something interesting about that.

Guy Gavriel Kays Tigana is, in my opinion, one of the best, if not the best fantasy novel ever written. Its beautifully written, the characters are unforgettable, the worldbuilding is exquisite.

Guy Kay is probably my favorite and the writer I most want to emulate.

Who wouldn't want to watch an averagely attractive guy kick a three legged, one eyed dog in the face as it urinates all over itself? The correct answer is no one.