The One Quotes

There's only one thing that separates us from animals: We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.

Oh, the self-importance of fading stars. Never mind, they will be black holes one day.

Sure you're powerless, sure you're just one person, sure you can't change anything but you don't have to be miserable about it as well.

Next time someone tells you 'never,' remember that means 'not for at least one hour.'

No one loves to tell of scandal except to him who loves to hear it. Learn, then, to rebuke and check the detracting tongue by showing that you do not listen to it with pleasure.

At one time Tribune Syndicate emptied out their storeroom. They put tables full of original cartoons down in the lobby and said take one if you want one. The comics were simply a burden to them.

If we need to be reminded to love one another, then we have already lost sight of the very essence of our existence.

I've been really upset sometimes when I've been misquoted. And it's the one thing they use in big print. Or it's taken out of context. Thoughts are fluid and words are sticky. That's the thing.

The one thing about being a parent is the ability to be selfless: To give up the things you want and need for the benefit of someone else.

One thing will always secure heaven for us-the acts of charity and kindness with which we have filled our lives. We can do no great things, only small things with great love.

Be not afraid. God loves you & wants us to love one another as He loves us. As miserable, weak and sinful as we are, He loves us with an infinitely faithful love.

Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed.

It's one thing to say don't commit atrocities on the battlefield. It's another thing to say don't get caught doing atrocities.

My own self-consciousness cries out to me coldly: how does one love zero?

I didn't want to make the same mistake my parents made. I didn't want my love to fade away one day like an old scar. I wanted it to burn forever.

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.

One night I saw them kissing at a party, so I kissed some other guy. Johnny jumped up and hit him, cause he still loved me, that's why.

Never elated while one man's oppress'd; Never dejected while another's blessed.

A consumer doesn't take anything away: he doesn't actually consume anything. Giving the same thing to a thousand consumers is not really any more expensive than giving it to just one.

But one day we shall be rich, and the next poor. One day we shall dine in a palace and the next we'll sit in a forest and toast mushrooms on a hatpin.

I am just one of many thousands called to be an evangelist.

I don't think commercialization is the answer to anything. It's just one more facet of Linux, and not the deciding one by any means.

Living with one woman is horrific.

One man's piss-soaked sadomasochistic orgy is another man's poetic ecstasy.

And one thing I can be proud of is we have a 'Come and Try Fishing' day every year. And there's 20 venues throughout the state, and see, these thousands of kids who've never been fishing come along.

We all have so many different elements inside of us and we're not all one thing.

I've danced one time in my life. It was the most mortifying experience I ever had.

History will tell if we were really a good band or just a one day fly.

A great gulf, however, has been opened between man's material advance and his social and moral progress, a gulf in which he may one day be lost if it is not closed or narrowed.

I do think that there's a special connection between Australia and America. It's kind of unexplainable. It's just one of those things. It's all about God's timing. We're thankful to be a part of it.

I want to know one thing, what is color?

You have to look out for becoming trapped in a place where people want to see you all the time doing one thing.

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.

I want fifteen referees at this fight…because there ain’t no one man who can keep up with the pace I’m gonna set except me

Don't think about being the number one in the world, try instead to get through today's program as well as you can. Then we will see whether one day you'll end up as number one or number 100.

In the middle of it all, pause and look around you. Appreciate what’s beautiful. Take in the love. Nod to what’s good and true. And then move forward one step at a time.

[About her boyfriend Barrie] We kick each others asses. We give each other input every night.

Well, I don't look back and celebrate. I just always worry about the next one.

I will direct one day. I need some more life experience before I feel like I can do something like that comfortably. It'd be a feature, it'd be something maybe that I had in writing as well.

My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade.

To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.

Our enemy sees us clearly. They will not start a war. They're worried about one thing: If democracy develops here, if we succeed, we will win

It's a game of habit, or repetition. You can't play one way in practice and another way in a game. It's a reflex. The game is so quick you don't have time to think.

I’m just one of the people who stands on the Kop. They think the same as I do, and I think the same as they do. It’s a kind of marriage of people who like each other.

The most important thing is just like creativity and music. It's the one thing that you never lose if you just stay loyal to that.

I can guarantee you one thing, we will never agree on anything as we agreed on Elvis.

In order not to annul our free will, I judge it true that Fortune may be mistress of one half our actions but then even she leaves the other half, or almost, under our control.

The love of nature is religion, and that religion is poetry; these three things are one thing. This is the unspoken creed of haiku poets.

[In relation to business:] Invention must be its keynote-a steady progression from one thing to another. As each in turn approaches a saturated market, something new must be produced.

One thing that I don't think my critics realize about me is that I've been trained to look adversity in the face.