Stupid Quotes

If stupid hurt, the whole planet would be a world of pain.

I wasn't the best student. I wasn't stupid, but I wasn't paying a lot of attention.

Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual

We're just physically not physical enough.

It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. Also, your beard’s stupid.” “Isn’t this fun?” Skulduggery said brightly. “The three of us getting along so well.

Who cares about a kid from the Midwest writing pentameter? It's stupid.

I get upset when people say Americans are stupid.

My belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators.

You know, so many people say TV makes you stupid. But it had the complete opposite affect on me. It kept me from having a really bad Southern accent.

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too.

I do think the story in Halloween 5 is a bit stupid, and there's a lot more blood. They're obviously going to take the Halloween series in a different direction.

Though there are still many good people out there in the world, it seems that they're vastly outnumbered by the stupid, selfish, violent ones.

The implication that there was something wrong with the war plan is amusing.

America is so outplayed by Putin and Assad, and by the way - and by Iran. Nobody can believe how stupid our leadership is.

Tiger Woods is stupid; not for cheating, but for having one cell phone. What type of player you know has one cell phone?

It will all go on as long as women are stupid enough to go on bringing men into the world. . .

It's reassuring to realize that everybody is as stupid as you are and that all we are doing when we are standing in the kitchen wondering what we came in here for is "woking.

At least when you're young you're also stupid.

I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.

If you have a great characters, you can always have your character do nothing or do something stupid, and people will still follow them, because they're so real and so tangible.

The next time you see one of those squirrels go near my putting green, take a gun and shoot it

The strong are so stupid.

I want to be remembered as a person who kept it real, who did what he wanted to do, but never did nothing stupid and never tried to offend nobody else. I'm always being myself.

A lot of my own problems are because I'm so financially irresponsible. I'm so stupid when it comes to money. And I'm ashamed of it.

There is not anti-semitism as an ideology. The civilized world must think that anti-semitism is stupid.

Anybody who is stupid enough often stumbles on an effect that could never be thought up by the most brilliant. I suspect that there is a thing which you might call the genius of stupidity.

And you… do you know what you are?” “Stupid?” “Beautiful,” he says, his face turning red.

When I do my vocal warm-ups everyone calls me the dolphin because I do stupid siren noises.

I watch people's behavior and notice things. I think that's why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we do are.

I really thought twice about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame when that came in. I always was of a mind that it's an inherently stupid idea to put something like that in a glass case.

I'm a big stupid history nerd.

Question is, are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid?

People aren't stupid. People wanna see good movies, especially comedies. Those by the books comedies, I don't get it. Who likes those? Nobody likes those.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that if you tell kids they're stupid--directly or indirectly--sooner or later they start to believe it.

If anyone knew where they were, I'd send the ISDBB (Incredibly Stupid and Dumb Beyond Belief) award to the two guys who tried to break in to the Ohio penitentiary.

The fact that I am interrupting serious work to answer these questions proves that I am so stupid that I should be penalized severely. I will be. Don't worry.

The Spirit works through community. Somebody will have a stupid, screwy idea. That's okay. The point of having creeds and confessions and traditions is to keep us in touch with the obvious errors.

Dictators aren't stupid, or regimes could be toppled easily by young people mobilizing on Facebook.

sometimes i wish i'd been an englishman; american life is so damned dumb and stupid and healthy

There are few people more convinced of their own genius than those who complain of how stupid they are.

Richard Nixon will always go down as a failure because of one stupid, moral - and that goes back to that last chapter, on principles.

I enjoy singing my songs in front of people. I enjoy being involved in making the artwork for albums and stupid stuff like that.

This is a stupid song and that's the way I like it.

Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too.

Nobody can write such ironic things unless he has a deep sense of injustice-injustice to those members of the race who are victims of the stupid, the pretentious and the hypocritical.

To think that God is compassionate is a terrible mistake. To think that God is wrathful is equally stupid. God isn't emotional. You are. To superimpose your emotions on infinity is typically human.

Tell me that you refuse to allow me to be so stupid. Tell me that you will not tolerate this relationship being over just when it was on the verge of really taking off.

There is a stupid humility that is quite common and when a person is afflicted with it, he is once and for all disqualified for being a disciple of knowledge.

They climb the mountain like beasts, stupid and sweating; it seems that no one bothered to tell them that there are beautiful vistas along the way.

It's not the gentle part I have a problem with, it's the dull, stupid part.