Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

History is really a study of the future, not the past.

As Christ is the blossom of humanity, so the blossom of every man is Christ perfected in him.

And in fact, I think the more we start to worship perfection the more soul leaks out of art.

The journal and Gansey were clearly long acquainted, and he wanted her to know. This is me. The real me.

The big art is our life.

Fancy restrained may be compared to a fountain, which plays highest by diminishing the aperture.

I want to be loved. Oh, it's SO CORNY, isn't it?! But I just want to be loved by a bloke that loves ME! I want to feel special, you know. I almost feel guilty for feeling it.

Stop shallow water from running, it will rage; tread on a worm and it will turn.

Changes in the universe are not in the Absolute; they are in nature.

I decided I would put off the novel until I had gone to Europe and had a lover, and that I would never learn a word of shorthand. If I never learned shorthand I would never have to use it.