Show Quotes

I would advocate that you show me your smiling face, and how happy you can make your life.

Despite the reams of paperwork, obstacles worthy of a horse show, and a wait that can rival an elephant's gestation, adoption feels no different on the inside.

Show me a husband who keeps his thoughts to himself, and I will show you a frustrated wife.

You're fighting a battle of good and evil with your dog pimp! Your only weapon is the shimmy! There is power in the shimmy! Make him fear your shimmy! Now, goddamnit, show me your war shimmy!

It is one thing to show a man that he is in an error, and another to put him in possession of the truth.

Show me a man of average ability but extraordinary desire and I'll show you a winner every time.

I demand of you, and of the whole world, that you show me a generic character... by which to distinguish between Man and Ape. I myself most assuredly know of none.

Sometimes I need to be a stranger to myself. Only then my soul can show me not what I want, but what I need to see.

Show me a poorly uniformed troop and I'll show you a poorly uniformed leader.

Friends show me what I can do, foes teach me what I should do.

When people show me pictures of their kids, it's okay. But when I give them a picture of me, to show to their kids, I'm weird. What kind of one way street is that?

I want to find myself a girl who can show me what laughter means, and we'll fill in the missing numbers in each others paint-by-numbers dreams.

You see, you just don't know I'm here to give you my heart And you want some fashion show

Daily life shouldn't be a fashion show all the time.

Show me the man you honor, and I will know what kind of man you are.

The biggest secret of self-esteem is this: Begin to appreciate other people more; show respect for any human being merely because he is a child of God and therefore a thing of value.

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

Show me your eyes and you may as well show me your cards.

Show me a religion that doesn't care about compassion. Show me a religion that doesn't care about stewardship of the environment. Show me a religion that doesn't care about hospitality.

Alfred Austin said, "Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are."

Show me the country that has no strikes and I'll show you the country in which there is no liberty.

Show me a movement that doesn't hate somebody and I will join it at once.

The most important thing in the world for show business, really, you know everything's a high-tech business, but what people want now is what they can't get - exclusivity.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Self confidence is the ability to exercise restraint in the face of disrespect and still show respect in response.

Reason shows me that if my happiness is desirable and good, the equal happiness of any other person must be equally desirable.

Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.

Show me someone content with mediocrity and I'll show you someone destined for failure.

Who makes the fairest show means most deceit.

If I see a fashion show with literal influences, it doesn't make me think any more. It doesn't make me dream.

Do what you can to show you care about other people, and you will make our world a better place.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

There is a proverb that says, ‘Talk so that I may know who you are.’ But I say, ‘Show me your eyes and I will know who you are.

Don't tell me about the pain. Show me the baby.

I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma.

Stop talking about how you care about people. Show me something. Show me a policy. Show me a policy where you take responsibility.

Show me a church or a Christian organization that emphasizes prayer, and I'll show you a ministry where people are excited about Jesus Christ and are witnessing for Him.

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

If anyone can show me ... that there is any reason - other than fear - to believe in any version of an afterlife, I'll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.

Show me a thoroughly satisfied man - and I will show you a failure.

I never want to be called a 'good loser.' Show me a good loser and I'll just show you a loser.

There's no rules. Show me the rule book.

Go see, ask why, show respect.

Provocation doesn't make me ill-tempered: it only shows me how ill-tempered I am.

Show me a guy who can't pitch inside and I'll show you a loser.

Be yourself and enjoy yourself. Show me a smile and I'll show you one back. Karma: Believe in it. It's real. It comes back to you.

Show me a writer, any writer, who hasn't suffered and I'll show you someone who writes in pastels as opposed to primary colors.

In our day, you can mock religion in public and even get funds for doing it. But you can't show respect for religion in public - or you risk being hauled into court.

You don't realize what fine fighting material there is in age. ... You show me any one who's lived to over seventy and you show me a fighter - some one who's got the will to live.

Q: Prove God doesn’t exist. A: That’s a tough one. Show me how it’s done by proving Zeus and Apollo don’t exist, and I’ll use your method.