Sense Of Humor Quotes

The pathway to enlightenment leads to states of ecstasy, knowledge, and a pretty ironic sense of humor.

At the top of the list of what makes a successful marriage, is a sense of humor.

I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.

I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson.

I don't believe you really know God if you do not recognize His sense of humor.

Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.

God displayed a sense of humor when he configured the region between our legs an entertainment complex built around a sewage system.

Working with Ty Power was exciting. In those days, he was the biggest romantic swashbuckler in the world. Murderously handsome! But what I loved most about Ty Power was his wicked sense of humor.

A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.

A sense of humor is so handy, isn't it? It lets you see both sides of a question so that you never need do anything.

Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and age.

The secret to a happy marriage is a sense of humor, because marriage throws you curveballs. It is not easy.

Old timidity has disappeared, and is replaced by silent, quaint fun, with which his face twinkles all over, as he listens.

I used to be neurotic. I didn't like myself very much. But somewhere in my mid-40s, my neuroses stopped seeming so important. I developed a sense of humor.

I guess God has a sense of humor, when he had a man that wanted to start his life as a priest, end up marrying a preacher.

One pleasant surprise was when I interviewed Butch Patrick. I was expecting this bitter old drunk, and instead he had a total sense of humor about his career and his drinking and drug problem.

Thank God you've got a sense of humor, or you'd be in trouble.

One loses everything when one loses one's sense of humor.

I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor.

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.

Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.

If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.

Education always continues. We all know that beauty fades, but what stays is a person's personality, their sense of humor, their wit, what they're interested in. That's what really shines.

Happiness for the average person may be said to flow largely from common sense - adapting one-self to circumstances - and a sense of humor.

And with a little sense of humor we can say that there are Christian bats who prefer the shadows to the light of the presence of the Lord.

There is nothing so debilitating to a naturally weak sense of humor as selling tickets behind a grating.

I'm convinced that it's energy and humor. The two of them combined equal charm.

I had used my sense of humor; I had called it proportion, perspective. But perspective is distance.

One thing my family has shown me is that having a sense of humor is everything.

I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place.

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

The friendship that we established early on in our marriage ... that carries you through tough times. That and a good sense of humor.

We [people] may enjoy this fleeting beauty [of life] for such a brief instance. And then we are compost. G - , the creator-destroyer, certainly has a strange sense of humor!

The first prerequisite of an advanced being is a sense of humor.

You can always tell somebody's sense of humor by if they like this movie or not.

People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on The Daily Show ... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor.

I think we're all born with a sense of humor. Creativity is another thing though.

A sense of humor is needed armor.

The first thing people lose on a diet is their sense of humor. Keep it fun. Keep it light.

In the wise words of Mahatma Gandhi: have a sense of humor.

Have a sense of humor to break the tension in times of great toil.

God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.

The future isn't just something that happens. It's a brutal force, with a great sense of humor, that'll steamroll you if you're not watching.

I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.

Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'.

Jazz can be so serious, no sense of humor.

Wit seduces by signaling intelligence without nerdiness.

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.