Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there.

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

I can feel myself dying inside.

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical

I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.

Change will never happen if you lack the ability and courage to see yourself for who you really are.

Man as a thief cannot enjoy life he can only steal, kill and destroy harmony of society.

Never hear anything bad about Canada that's one thing - in fact I guess it's the only thing.

Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender that is strength.

I cut my teeth as the black raccoon-- For implements of battle.

Quantity of material production can only be a means to a further end, not an end in itself.

I think the US and UK thought if they gave a bit more time to Israel, they would crush Hezbollah. But it became very obvious that was an unwinnable war.

Death is the advertisement, at the end of an autobiography, wherein people discover its virtues.

As soon as questions of will or decision or reason or choice of action arise, human science is at a loss.

Whatever baggage you have, use it. Conquer it. Don’t let it stop you.