A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Lincoln grew immeasurably as he came to think of himself as an “instrument of God’s will.

For every choice you make, there is a consequence to face. Choose wisely!

God can do more with a few days of your time if given completely to Him, than He can with a whole life characterized by a half-hearted service.

Leaves covered pavement like soggy cereal.

An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world .

Imagination should be integrated with life, not turned into a separate activity, art, that monopolizes one's whole existence.

The bedrock of doubt is the total nothingness of death. Death is a leveler, not because everybody dies, but because nobody understands what death means.

Reformed theology so far transcends the mere five points of Calvinism that it is an entire worldview.

Disneyland is like Alice stepping through the Looking Glass; to step through the portals of Disneyland will be like entering another world.

I feel like a wet seed wild in the hot blind earth.