God displayed a sense of humor when he configured the region between our legs an entertainment complex built around a sewage system.

Dreams about the future are always filled with gadgets.

Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean.

Knowing how to think empowers you far beyond those who know only what to think.

Need a distraction today? Not only does 12 + 1 = 11 + 2, but the letters "twelve plus one" rearrange to give you "eleven plus two."

We are part of this universe; we are in this universe, but perhaps more important than both of those facts, is that the universe is in us.

The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.

Today, scientists sound the alarm on other environmental dangers. Vested interests still hire their own scientists to confuse the issue. But in the end, nature, will not be fooled.

If you're really successful at bullshitting, it means you're not hanging around enough people smarter than you.

We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically.

Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig.

God has already given us the courage and strength to relentlessly push ahead. So let's not hesitate to push forward until we are greatly rewarded in the territory of abundant blessings.

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing.

Um, well, I made a new CD called 'Dream With Me' and it's out now, and I'm really excited about it.

Before I got in the car, I was puking all over the place and on the grid. I was just a shaking wreck.

Once fire was discovered, the instinct for improvement made men bring food to it. First to dry it, then to put it on the coals to cook.

Being on stage makes me come to life. When all eyes are on you, they're watching every move you make.

Moving forward is not always good, especially when there is a precipice ahead! Know to turn back! Know to step back! Sometimes moving backwards is moving forward!

I am no stranger to healthy competition-wor king hard and playing hard

People have been convinced that growth for growth's sake is a good thing.

Reason is the test of ridicule, not ridicule the test of truth.