Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it's still the best satire since Monty Python.

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

The only real person you need to know is you.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.

I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.

The best things in life don't make sense

the holiest place on earth is where an ancient hatred has become apresent love.

Hypocrites, ’ replied Cale, ‘I’ve come across a lot of them recently. I mean by that I understand now how many of them there are.

Love never dies... when death is not the end.

The Indian youth needs to be empowered, and it can be done through good education and vocational training.

In the past there was a difference between the conditions in which Hizballah operated in Lebanon and the conditions of resistance operated in Palestine.

When you love what you do, then you're talking to one of the luckiest guys on the face of the earth.

A few people have said that I should change my name and the spelling so that people can say it, but I don't want to, I like it the way it is.

The cat sat on the mat is not a story. The cat sat on the other cat’s mat is a story.

It's a common feeling for people to feel intermittent antipathy toward individuals they're familiar with.

I could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages.